- Susan Keats: As far as experimental laboratories go, this place isn't that bad.
- Brandon Walsh: I'd say the men have behaved quite well.
- Susan Keats: The night is still young.
- [She catches the eye of a frat guy at the bar, and he walks over to her]
- Frat Guy: Excuse me, but I can't help wonder, um, do you have a mirror in your pocket?
- Susan Keats: No. Why?
- Frat Guy: 'Cause I sure can see myself in your pants.
- Susan Keats: [Susan leans over and whispers to Brandon] As you were saying?
- Frat Guy: Hey, seriously, uh, haven't we met somewhere before?
- Susan Keats: Yeah, we have. I'm the secretary at your VD clinic.
- [Frat boy shakes his head and walks away]
- Brandon Walsh: You cheated. He was downwind of your perfume.
- Susan Keats: All's fair in war.
- Brandon Walsh: And love?
- Susan Keats: Love's got nothin' to do with it.
- Brandon Walsh: Okay.
- Dylan McKay: [At the Peach Pit after Clare announces to Steve she will tutor him in Math] That comes out to about 20 bucks an hour for you mathematically challenged, sporto!
- Antonia 'Toni' Marchette: [after arriving at the Peach Pit After Dark and seeing some of the gang] You know everyone in this place!
- Dylan McKay: Yeah, I do!