Brandon Walsh: Look, Dylan, you might have given up on yourself, but I'm here for a very selfish reason. You saved my life once. Three years ago we went on a camping trip, we were up on a mountain the morning after a rainstorm, I slipped on some rocks and you saved me from falling off the cliff. Do you remember?
Dylan McKay: Yeah, I remember. So what?
Brandon Walsh: So, when I see you getting all boozed up and all geezed out on coke or whatever you're killing yourself with, I can't help thinking... what's gonna happen next time if you're not there?
Dylan McKay: You fall off the mountain. I'm not in the saviory business anymore, Brandon.
David Silver: Well, I can't agree with you on that one, Dylan. Did you forget about the little incident that happened in the beach apartment a few months ago? I called on you for help. I was wasted on meth, the cops were banging on the door... you saved me from going to jail.
Andrea Zuckerman: Look, David buried his friend Scott in high school. Brandon just buried his friend Josh a short while ago. We don't want to bury you, Dylan.
Dylan McKay: So put your shovels away, 'cause nobody's dying here, all right? I'm fine.
Brandon Walsh: You're not fine.
Dylan McKay: I'm fine!
Brandon Walsh: Stop lying to us, and stop lying to yourself. People who play with guns and get high are not fine!
Dope Dealer: Hey
Dylan McKay: Hey man
Dope Dealer: How you doing?
Dylan McKay: Always end in a pitch
Dope Dealer: I always will... like an old street lamp turn it on everynite at 6
Dylan McKay: So a ittle 9-ball cover the freight there?
Dope Dealer: No man sorry. I don't gamble except with my life. You know I got a little something special tonight I don't know if you'll be intrested in
Dylan McKay: What do you got?
Dope Dealer: Ever chase the Dragon?
Dylan McKay: Heroin?
Dope Dealer: Yeah, yeah smoke a little bit makes comin in from a snowstorm alot easier to deal
Dylan McKay: How much?
Dope Dealer: Well um here, there's a little sample on me trade a game of pool
Dr. John Martin: Looking for this!
[Holds up the tape]
Donna Martin: Hi dad! Yeah thanks, um, did you watch that?
Dr. John Martin: I tried. All I got was a lot of static!
Dr. John Martin: [after Felice leaves] Give David my best!
Donna Martin: Thanks dad alot!
[Knowing he just saved her from her mother's reaction to the sex tape]
Dr. John Martin: You owe me! Big time!
Kelly Taylor: I'll have just have hot tea!
[Brandon is ordering for him, Kelly, Steve, Jesse and Andrea]
Brandon Walsh: Oh boy, here we go!
Andrea Zuckerman: What?
Brandon Walsh: Kelly's not eating anymore.
[Andrea gives her a look]
Kelly Taylor: Brandon, do me a favor and don't turn into my mother!
Nat Bussichio: I hate to break up this party but I got some terrible news. Your mother called Brandon, it seems our friend checked himself out of rehab this afternoon.
[Everyone gets an annoyed look on their faces]