The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Movie Starlet (1965)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

Quotes 

• Jed Clampett : When a boy Jethro's age gets to carryin' on like a heifer in a hailstorm, you can just about plant corn on there bein' a girl behind it.

• Jethro Bodine : I'm killin' myself.

  Jed Clampett : When?

  Jethro Bodine : Right now.

  Jed Clampett : How are you doin' it?

  Jethro Bodine : I'm starvin to death.

  Daisy Moses : Starvin' to death?

  Jethro Bodine : Yes ma'am. I ain't had no vittles all day. Another few minutes and I'll be dead.

• Jed Clampett : Well, who might this young lady be?

  Jethro Bodine : She's Miss Kitty Devine, the girl that called me a creep, run over my foot, and sicced her dog on me. My sweetheart!