The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Marriage Machine (1967)

Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses

Quotes 

• Daisy Moses : Somebody shot this card all full of holes.

  Mr. Filbert : Oh no, that's Mr. Clampett's data card. All the information that you've given me is on it.

  Daisy Moses : You mean the answers to them nosy questions you asked me?

  Mr. Filbert : That's right. And now I'm going to put this card through our computer and in a moment, out will come the theoretically perfect woman for Jed Clampett.

  Daisy Moses : This better be on the up-and-up, or you're gonna be flatter than that card and just as full of holes.

• Gladys Peabody : Jethro and I have found one common interest - food. He tells me he likes grits. I do know how to cook them.

  Daisy Moses : You do, huh? Alright, lets see you cook up some grits for Jethro.

  [puts a large pot on the stove] 

  Gladys Peabody : Oh, I don't need a pan that big.

  Daisy Moses : That ain't the pan, it's the ladle.