The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Marriage Machine (1967)

Max Baer Jr.: Jethro Bodine

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• Linda Oliver : Do you have any pets?

  Jethro Bodine : Yeah, I reckon our ol' hound dog, Duke, is my pet.

  Linda Oliver : Any hobbies?

  Jethro Bodine : Mm hmm, he likes to chase squirrels.

  Linda Oliver : I mean you, Jethro.

  Jethro Bodine : Yeah, I like to chase 'em too.

• Linda Oliver : You mean you have a steady girl?

  Jethro Bodine : Oh no, she's a little shaky,

• Gladys Peabody : What are your hobbies, Jethro?

  Jethro Bodine : Oh, uh, eatin'... eatin'... yeah, eatin'.

  Gladys Peabody : Well one of mine is cookin'.

  Jethro Bodine : Really?

  Gladys Peabody : Yes.

  Jethro Bodine : Gladys, this could be the start of somethin' big.

• Jethro Bodine : Uncle Jed, appearances is the smallest part of Roto-Romance. True love depends on our cards.

  Jed Clampett : I'd say you'd been dealt a losin' hand.

• Linda Oliver : You seem low.

  Jethro Bodine : That's cuz I'm sittin' down.