- Daisy Moses: The whole city to Bug Tussle will be in flames. All 5 buildin's will be burnin'!
- Jed Clampett: Granny, I just don't believe there is any Injun trouble.
- Daisy Moses: That's what General Custer said.
- Milburn Drysdale: Send a message to my red brothers. Tell them, Milburn Drysdale, their friend, speak with straight tongue. Tell them send all black wampum my bank. We put 'em in solid steel tepee.
- Milburn Drysdale: [to Miss Hathaway] You bring Indian here for powwow or you and me have powwow. I pow and you ow!
- Jane Hathaway: How about it Chief Running Wolf, what do you think of our city?
- Chief Running Wolf: Ug.
- Little Fox: Oh come on dad. He likes to put people on with that Indian talk. Actually, he's a graduate of Oxford.
- Jane Hathaway: How interesting. I really would like your opinion Chief.
- Chief Running Wolf: Well, frankly I find the high incidence of hydrocarbon and monoxide pollutants in your thermally-inverted atmosphere very detrimental to proper respiration.
- Little Fox: Go back to "Ug."
- Milburn Drysdale: Larry, if Indian don't attack here, Clampetts go home fight Indian. Studio close down. Chief Bald Eagle lose job.
- Lawrence Chapman: I'm beginning to read your smoke signals. One Indian raid coming up!
- Daisy Moses: Shoot us!
- Jed Clampett: What?
- Daisy Moses: Don't leave us to the mercy of them red devils!
- Jed Clampett: Drive on, boy.
- Jethro Bodine: Ain't we gonna shoot 'em?
- Jed Clampett: Drive on, boy!