Mr. Drysdale talks the butler into staying on, posing as a boarder, so that he can teach the Clampetts how to be more civilized. Written by
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Arthur Pinckney's speech spoofs two famous speeches delivered by Winston Churchill "We shall fight on the beaches" on June 4, 1940 and "This was their finest hour" on June 18, 1940. See more
[Elly May calls her chimp Cousin Bessie
You hadn't ought to call that critter cousin, Elly.
Elly May Clampett
But why not?
Well you see, Jethro's your cousin and that puts Jethro and her in the same... well, never mind. I reckon i just gotta get used to bein' a monkey's uncle.