The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Badger Game (1966)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

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• Daisy Moses : Jed, how come Jake and Dora didn't write us their daughter was comin' to Californy?

  Jed Clampett : Could be cuz they can't write.

• Jed Clampett : They're all good pictures. What are you askin' for these, Colonel Foxhole?

  Colonel Foxhall : Foxhall, sir. I'm asking one million dollars.

  Daisy Moses : A million dollars?

  Jed Clampett : Well I ain't bought many pictures, but that does seem a mite steep.

  Milburn Drysdale : Mr. Clampett, if you don't meet his price, these pictures will appear on the front page of tomorrow's newspaper.

  Jed Clampett : Well there's a idea, Granny. Let's wait 'til tomorrow and cut 'em outta the paper.

• Daisy Moses : You can blame Jethro for the state I'm in. I declare, Jed, that boy is turnin' into a first class girl chaser.

  Jed Clampett : Well I always said, if you're gonna do somethin', do it well.

• Jed Clampett : Granny, when you got as many young'uns as the Fettys, you don't need too big a reason for gettin' shed of one.

  Daisy Moses : They sure had a housefull, didn't they?

  Jed Clampett : They did for a fact. You throwed a roack on that roof, it looked like school was lettin' out.

• Jed Clampett : And now she's crazy mad in love with you, huh?

  Jethro Bodine : Is she ever!. Why all the way home, she kept tryin' to get me to drive to some out-of-the-way place so we could be alone.

  Jed Clampett : No foolin'.

  Jethro Bodine : Yeah. Kept askin' me to get lost.

• Jed Clampett : Miss Emaline 'n me'll be married right off.

  Colonel Foxhall , Emaline Fetty : Married?

  Jed Clampett : Code of the hills demands it. I done seen her in her skimpies and flimsies. We'll leave for Bug Tussle tonight and honeymoon in Snyder's Swamp.

  Emaline Fetty : What?

  Jed Clampett : We'll move into that little shack back to Possum Ridge with your Ma and Pa and 17 sisters.