The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Shorty Spits the Hook (1970)

Shug Fisher: Shorty Kellems

Quotes 

• Jed Clampett : [Jed catches Shorty climbing down a ladder with his suitcases in the middle of the night]  Where ya goin', Shorty?

  Shorty Kellems : Jed, don't you never sleep?

  Jed Clampett : I was just about to ask you that. What are you doin' this time?

  Shorty Kellems : Uh... I decided it would be real romantic if Elverna and me eloped.

  Jed Clampett : Wouldn't it be even more romantic if you took Elverna along?

  Shorty Kellems : By doggies, I knew I forgot somethin'.

• Jed Clampett : Forget about them girls, Shorty. Elverna's got everything they got.

  Shorty Kellems : I wonder where she keeps it.