Jed Clampett: [Jed catches Shorty climbing down a ladder with his suitcases in the middle of the night] Where ya goin', Shorty?
Shorty Kellems: Jed, don't you never sleep?
Jed Clampett: I was just about to ask you that. What are you doin' this time?
Shorty Kellems: Uh... I decided it would be real romantic if Elverna and me eloped.
Jed Clampett: Wouldn't it be even more romantic if you took Elverna along?
Shorty Kellems: By doggies, I knew I forgot somethin'.