The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Pygmalion and Elly (1962)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

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• Jed Clampett : Turn ol' Duke loose so he can go in there and protect Elly.

  Sonny Drysdale : Now we'll practice diction and intonation at the same time. How now, brown cow. How now, brown cow.

  Jethro Bodine : What's he talkin' about?

  Jed Clampett : He thinks ol' Duke is a cow. You best fetch Granny. It appears to be she threw too strong a charm on that boy.

• Sonny Drysdale : How now, brown cow.

  Elly May Clampett : How now, brown cow.

  Jethro Bodine : How's it goin', Uncle Jed?

  Jed Clampett : Bad. Now he's got Elly believin' ol' Duke is a cow.

• Daisy Moses : You want your daughter to be an old maid?

  Jed Clampett : 'Course not.

  Daisy Moses : Next year, she'll be too old to get a husband. She's almost 18!