[Jed is asked to give an acceptance speech upon receiving his honorary degree
You have an inspirational success story for those young people.
I think just a simple thank you would be best.
Nonsense, we all want to hear the inspiring story of how Mr. Clampett made his fortune.
Well, I could tell 'em that. It's short. Ya see, Granny was honin' for some gopher gravy. I went down to the slough to shoot one, but just as I cut loose, that little varmint skedaddled, and oil come a oozin' outa that ...