- Judge Marshall: [from Granny's dream] Who gives this woman to be married to this frog?
- Jed Clampett: I do.
- Judge Marshall: Mark Templeton, do you take this woman for your lawfully wedded wife?
- Mark Templeton: Ribbit ribbit.
- Jed Clampett: [from Jim Owen's book of Hillbilly Humor] "If you're too busy to fish, you're too busy."