The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Collard Greens An' Fatback (1969)
Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses
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Quotes
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Daisy Moses : Will you guard my pot for me?
Jed Clampett : Why, sure. But it ain't likely any critter would bother boilin' greens.
Daisy Moses : There's one that will and he's been sittin' up in the tree for the last 3 hours, waitin' for me to go into the house so he can swoop down.
Jed Clampett : Sounds like a buzzard.
Daisy Moses : You're close. It's the 10-toed, black-tufted vittles-snatcher.
[points to Jethro in the tree]
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Daisy Moses : Whatcha been eatin'?
Pat Boone : Oh, steak mostly, lobster, prime rib, shrimp.
Daisy Moses : Well, I reckon when you get hungry enough, you can eat anything.
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Daisy Moses : When did you leave Tennessee?
Pat Boone : Oh, 15 years ago.
Daisy Moses : Whatcha been doin' all that time?
Pat Boone : Singin' mainly.
Daisy Moses : Oh, no steady work, huh?
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Daisy Moses : Quick, hide the bear!
Jed Clampett : Granny, you don't quick hide a 500-pound bear.
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Daisy Moses : You're early, Mr. Policeman. We ain't goin' to be eatin' till sundown.
Policeman : You can't build an open fire in Beverly Hills.
Daisy Moses : Oh, sure you can. All you need is seasoned wood.
Policeman : What I mean is...
[sees Pat Boone]
Policeman : Wait a minute, aren't you Pat Boone? Sure you are. I've got you latest record.
Jed Clampett : Boy's got a record?
Policeman : Sure, a bunch of them. Haven't you seen his picture?
Jed Clampett : No, we don't get down to the Post Office much.
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Daisy Moses : What about that bear?
Elly May Clampett : Well, Granny, if he's kin to Daniel Boone, he won't be scared of no bear.
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Jed Clampett : Who's this young feller?
Daisy Moses : His name is Pat Boone, Jed. He smelled my collards cookin' and come a-runnin'.
Jed Clampett : Well, glad to have you, son. Where you from?
Pat Boone : Tennessee.
Jed Clampett : By doggies, I've known Granny's collards to pull 'em in from a long way off, but this is a new record.