The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Collard Greens An' Fatback (1969)

Jack Bannon: Policeman

Quotes 

• Daisy Moses : You're early, Mr. Policeman. We ain't goin' to be eatin' till sundown.

  Policeman : You can't build an open fire in Beverly Hills.

  Daisy Moses : Oh, sure you can. All you need is seasoned wood.

  Policeman : What I mean is...

  [sees Pat Boone] 

  Policeman : Wait a minute, aren't you Pat Boone? Sure you are. I've got you latest record.

  Jed Clampett : Boy's got a record?

  Policeman : Sure, a bunch of them. Haven't you seen his picture?

  Jed Clampett : No, we don't get down to the Post Office much.