The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Clampett's Millions (1965)

Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses

Quotes 

• Daisy Moses : Jed, ain't you always told me that part of that money is mine?

  Jed Clampett : That's right, one quarter.

  Daisy Moses : One quarter? 25 cents out of all them millions?

  Jed Clampett : I mean one fourth of all I got.

• Jed Clampett : i cain't just take my money outa Mr. Drysdale's bank without a good reason.

  Daisy Moses : I'll give you plenty of reason. Has Mr. Drysdale ever took us out like Mr. Cushing done last night? Has Mr. Drysdale ever brung me a orchid? Has Mr. Drysdale ever danced with me like Mr. Cushing done?

  Jed Clampett : Well no Granny, but Mr. Drysdale's got a wife. Mr. Cushing's a single man.

  Jed Clampett : There's the best reason of all.

• Daisy Moses : Mr. Drysdale won't give me my money! He's been slippery footin' around here like a hog on ice. If you ask me, he ain't got it.

• Jed Clampett : Did you get our 45 million from Mr. Drysdale?

  John Cushing : Every cent of it. It's all safe and sound, right in the Merchants Bank.

  Jed Clampett : That's dandy. We'd like to see it... in cash.

  John Cushing : I haven't got it.

  Jed Clampett : Well Granny?

  Daisy Moses : Dogged if he didn't go through it quicker than Mr. Drysdale.

  Jed Clampett : I think we'd be better off back with him.

• Jed Clampett : You've got the money, ain't you Mr. Drysdale?

  Milburn Drysdale : Well of course, but...

  Jed Clampett : Well then go ahead and give it to her.

  Milburn Drysdale : Well all right, I'll have a check drawn up.

  Daisy Moses : Hold it right there! I don't want no check. I want my money... cash.

  Milburn Drysdale : Cash?

  Daisy Moses : Cash.

  Jed Clampett : We do favor cash.

  Milburn Drysdale : I haven't got 11 million.

  Daisy Moses : You see, I told you, he spent it!

• Daisy Moses : Where did he get the notion to put iron in his hat? He got enough in his head.