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Jed Clampett: Whatcha doin'. boy?

Jethro Bodine: Learnin' this ol' hound dog to fetch sticks.

Jed Clampett: Seems to me you been at that about 10 years now.

Jethro Bodine: Yeah, I reckon he's just too dumb.

Jed Clampett: He's just too smart.

Jethro Bodine: Whatcha mean?

Jed Clampett: What do Duke want with sticks? He ain't no beaver.

Jethro Bodine: But other dogs fetch sticks.

Jed Clampett: That's their problem. Duke's got you to do it fer him.

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Jed Clampett: Fixin' somethin' special for Lester and Earl, are you?

Daisy Moses: I'm startin' out with cow cud casserole.

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Daisy Moses: After the casserole, I'm bringin' on a steamin' platter of tadpole turnovers.

Jed Clampett: Mmm mmm

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Lester Flatt: Jethro's as smart as Duke... purt near.

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Gladys Flatt: Not one man whistled at me all morning.

Lester Flatt: Who's gonna whistle at a woman with a sawed-off shotgun?

Earl Scruggs: Especially when her husband has a machine gun.

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Homer Cratchit: Mr. Drysdale, there are two bandits...

Milburn Drysdale: Get back to your post, you craven coward! Stand shoulder to shoulder with your comrades.

Homer Cratchit: But Mr. Drysdale, they're all lying on the floor.

Milburn Drysdale: What's the guard doing?

Homer Cratchit: He was doing about thirty when he left.

Milburn Drysdale: Then fight alone. You capture those bandits and the entire reward is yours. 5 dollars in cash.

Homer Cratchit: Mr. Drysdale, they've got guns!

Milburn Drysdale: Alright, I'll make it $7.50.

Homer Cratchit: Mr. Drysdale, they're coming up the hall! They're heading right for this office!

Milburn Drysdale: They shall not pass! Stop them, Miss Hathaway.

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Lester Flatt: [singing] Then a gang of killers come a roarin' into town/ A shootin' and a lootin' every bank for miles aroun'/ But when they reached the Commerce Bank, the killers turned tail/ Cause there like a bear stood Milburn Drysdale/ Super Banker that is/ Real nice fella/ Y'all keep them deposits comin', hear?

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