Mablean Ephriam: You don't have any evidence against that girl.
Bernie 'Mac' McCullough: Judge, I have my gut and that's all I need.
Mablean Ephriam: Your gut doesn't stand up in a court of law.
Bernie 'Mac' McCullough: My gut's above the law.
Wanda McCullough: [to Jordan and Bryana] Listen up, the two of you. Now you may think your Uncle Bernie punished you bad, but that's cupcakes compared to what I'm gonna do.
Bernie 'Mac' McCullough: [as he looks around in Jordan's room] Alright, Jordan. Where is it?
Jordan Thomkins: I don't know what you're talking about.
[Bernie opens Jordan's vent and found a DVD]
Bernie 'Mac' McCullough: [gasps] You goin' to the hole, Jordan!
Jordan Thomkins: What's the hole?
[later, Jordan is locked up in the basement]
Jordan Thomkins: [sobbing] Why? Why me?