Bergerac (TV Series)

Ninety Per Cent Proof (1983)

Sean Arnold: Crozier

Quotes 

• Jim Bergerac : [severely hung over]  I never telephoned you.

  Crozier : Yes, you phoned me. Alice spoke to you as well.

  Jim Bergerac : What bar was it?

  Crozier : The Royal Yacht. You were out of your skull.

  Jim Bergerac : ...I swear they planted me.

  Crozier : Charlie Hungerford saw you and got someone to ring.

  Jim Bergerac : [laughs]  Is that all he did for me, was it?

• Jim Bergerac : [on the phone]  There's been... a murder.

  Crozier : Murder?

  Jim Bergerac : You heard me. Wash your ears out.

  Crozier : Alright, I got you the first time!

• Crozier : Any reports of a murder tonight?

  Det. Con. Wilson : No it's as quiet as the grave, why?

  Crozier : Jim's been on the telephone babbling about a murder. He sounded as if he's been on the bottle.

  Det. Con. Wilson : I don't believe it.