- Alonzo: [Alonzo points gun at people] Don't move
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: Please everyone, do exactly what they say and I'm sure no one will get hurt.
- Benson DuBois: [Benson is eating] These meatballs are good.
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: We have great news about the party,
- Benson DuBois: We're gonna bob for apples?
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: You know that might be fun.
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: Benson, the decision is entirely up to you.
- Benson DuBois: Oh, come on.
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: But just remember many lives depend on this. It's a decision many brave men have had to make, Crispus Attucks, Nathan Hale, Davy Crockett. And they all had one thing in common.
- Benson DuBois: Yeah, they're all dead.
- Alonzo: [Revolutionary wearing clown like attire] You are the pirate?
- Benson DuBois: Right. You want to take the cash or what's behind door number three?
- Alonzo: I am Alonzo.
- Benson DuBois: Alonzo. I would have guessed Bozo.
- Corzo: [Talking about the golden monkey statue he is holding] It is a true work of art.
- Benson DuBois: I've won better-looking things knocking over three milk bottles.