- commercial voice-over announcer: Been having late-night snacks, again? That's a washing up job.
- commercial actress: Not really. You see, I use SunBright lemon liquid.
- commercial voice-over announcer: SunBright?
- commercial actress: Yes, SunBright, makes everything so lovely and clean.
- commercial voice-over announcer: Clean?
- commercial actress: Yes, it contains lemon juice.
- commercial voice-over announcer: Lemon juice?
- commercial actress: Yes, lemon juice. That's what gives it its nice sparkle.
- commercial voice-over announcer: Sparkle?
- commercial actress: Yes, sparkle makes everything come up lovely and fresh.
- commercial voice-over announcer: Fresh?
- commercial actress: Yes fresh! Are you bloody stupid or something?
- Benny Hill: [From "News of the Family" ballad] Your ma keeps making me tea cakes/ From a recipe your auntie lent./ In my mouth, they melt just like butter./ In me stomach, they set like cement./ She keeps on experimenting/ With different ways she can fill me./ Oh, it's just like playing Russian Roulette,/ 'Cause I never know which meal will kill me.