The Benny Hill Show (TV Series)

Show 9 (1971)

Bettine Le Beau: Various Roles

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Quotes 

• French teacher : How lovely it is to frolic, Claude and I, all naked in the countryside, under the glorious sunshine.

  [Claude becomes ecstatic] 

  French teacher : Now, don't forget - switch on next week, same time, and hear how Claude breaks his leg and cannot go with me to the nudist colony.

  [Claude starts crying] 

• French teacher : I shall say, "Asseyez-vous"- sit down.

  [Claude tries to sit next to her] 

  French teacher : Là-bas - Over there.

• French teacher : Now then, what what shall we do the next weekend? - le week-end prochain? Shall we spend it together in my house in the country? - dans ma maison á la campagne?

  [Claude nods] 

  French teacher : Uh, non. Shall I spend it in Claude's apartment? -dans l'appartement de Claude?

  [Claude nods] 

  French teacher : Non, non, non, that will not do. Non. Nous irons chez les nudiste. - We will spend it together in the nudist colony.

  [Claude gets very excited] 

• French teacher : Nous avons ici un délicieux gâteau du chocolat -We have here a delicious chocolate cake.

  [Claude holds out an empty plate] 

  French teacher : Is he hungry? - A-t-il faim?

  [Claude nods] 

  French teacher : Yes, he is hungry. Will he have some cake? Non, car il est déjà trop gros. - No, because he is already too fat.

• French teacher : Il fait chaud. - It is hot. Devrais je enlever ma jacket? - Should I take my jacket off?

  [Claude nods] 

  French teacher : Non, qu'il fait pas assez chaud. - No, because it is not warm enough.