The Beautiful Mrs. Anita Pelaez And Her Wonderful Key Lime Pies
Hello Ladies, Please Take A Few Minutes And Enjoy My True Stories About The Wonderful World Of Key Lime Pies As Well As The Magic Of The Most Beautiful "Mrs. Anita Pelaez" Wife Extraordinaire And The Beauty Queen Of The Key Lime Pie World! "Oh", What An Honor That Must Be.
Elwood Blues Here, How Are You All Doing? That's Great, I'am Just Setting Here Watching "Major Crimes" On The Tube. Pretty Good Show. Wouldn't You Just Love To Be Eating A Nice Big Slice Of Anita's Key Lime Pie As You Two Lovers Are Snuggling There Watching The Show? Then You Two Love Birds Can Get Into Each Others Drawers After this Episode Goes Off. That's Sure What My Love A I Are Contemplating As We Eat Our Second Slice Of Pie. Well Eat Your Hearts Out, Better Luck Next Time!
"Ah", Yes, My Little Chickadees, May Each One Of You Enjoy Your Very Own Key Lime Pie Baked by The Lovely And Most Gracious, Mrs. Anita Pelaez and Her Handsome Husband .Captain Kutchie Pelaez. Together The Proud Owners Of Asheville's Own
Anita And Kutchie Pelaez's Key Lime Pie Factory And GRILL Conveniently Located Near The Biltmore House And Estate In That Beautiful City. Known As Heaven On Earth Whenever Mrs. Anita Pelaez Is Anywhere Near. "AH", The Magic Of Anita Pelaez And Her KEY LIME Pies. Voted The Country's Favorite For The Past 27 Consecutive Year!
..That Babe Can Bake Me A Pie Anytime She Wants To.
Turn You're Ladies On In Extra High Heat Mode Easily Just By Seducing Her With "Anita Pelaez's" Ultra-Sexy Key Lime Pies! You Know The Pies That Her And Her Famous Husband Kutchie Have Been Baking The Last 40-Years Over Too Their Key Lime Pie Factory Near the Biltmore House and Estate In NC.,..Yeah, That's The Ones, You Dirty Mind! Shame On You.
Anita's KLP Will Light Her Candle And Make Her Hard To Handle. Guaranteed That She Will Get A-Hold Of You're Handle Too .Your Boy Elwood Says, ."AH", The Magic Of Anita Pelaez ..And Her Key Lime Pies! "Yeah", You'll Be "AH-ING" Too! Put Your Faith In Anita's Pies.
Is what they are all saying true about how eating those World Famous Key Lime Pies Baked In The Carolina Mountains By The Former Miss Florida USA And High Fashion And Swimsuit Model "Mrs. Anita Pelaez", .Surely Everyone Has Heard Or Read By Now That Consuming Her Wonderful Key Lime Pies Has The Ability To Cause The Male Penis Length To Increase 50% Or More. And The Girth Of The Erect Male Penis To Increase To Six-Inches AROUND! ."WOW", And Add To The Fact That Her Pies Have Been Known To Make Males Multiorgasmic /One Orgasm One After Another With Little Or No Reflationary Period In Between Ejaculations Is Nothing Short Of Awesome!. Why, It's A Miracle If You Ask Me.. ..You Can Count Me In On That, That's For Damn Sure!, .Mrs. Anita Pelaez Is Surely The Undisputed Queen Of Key Lime Pies That's For Sure Yes, There Was A Time For Decadent Key Lime Pies And That Time Is Now At .."Anita and Kutchie's Key Lime Pie Factory And Grille', Conveniently Located In Asheville, NC., Near The Biltmore House And Estate .Yes The First Lady Of Key Lime Pies,.."Mrs. Anita Pelaez" States "For You're Pies Only". Count Us In Darling, Sweetheart, Please Wrap-Us Up A Dozen Pies To-Go! We're Getting The Band Back Together ..Thanks, .Elwood.
I Know That Your Not Going To Believe This When You First Read It. Don't Worry, I Didn't Believe It Either At First. My Dear Wife Insisted Or As She Said, That She Was Going To Cut Me Off. Now I Like My Nooky As Well As Anybody But When She Starts talking About Cutting Me Off. Well, Lets Just Make A Long Story Short, If You Want To Continue Eating At The (Y), Then You Had Better Listen To What Mama Is Whispering Into Your Ear. Get The Damn Pies, Enjoyed Them With The Little Lady And Die A Happy Man. End Of Story.
People, If You Want To Have A Lot More Sex Then You Need To Start Eating A Lot More Of Anita And Kutchie Pelaez's Key Lime Pies!
One Eyed Willie Smooth Willie Be Good Willie! Elwood Blues Darling,..Don't Go Breaking My Heart!
Honey, What's the number to the Key Lime Pie Factory? We're Out Again!
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