- Dr. John Becker: Man, my neck is killing me! I must have slept funny.
- Chris Connor: Oh, so THAT'S when you're funny...
- Margaret Wyborn: So, how do you know Mr. Stoler's prayers aren't working?
- Dr. John Becker: Because it's impossible! Besides, he's praying for my neck to get better, and it's not - watch:
- [twists head sharply]
- Dr. John Becker: ouch! See - take that, Jesus!
- Linda: Oh, I can't believe it, I'm going to Chicago!
- Jake Malinak: It's chilly there - make sure you zip up the strait jacket!
- Margaret Wyborn: John, Mr. Stoler's already getting help - you just don't like the doctor he's going to!
- Dr. John Becker: Oh, so God's a doctor now? Is there ANYTHING He can't do?
- Dr. John Becker: Where have you been? You should have checked back in months ago!
- Mr. Stoler: Well, I've been putting this off for a long time... You know, I've been having a tough year: first, my mother passed away, the my father a few months later... Then I got sick, so I've been looking around for something to make sense of it alll - and I've found something: Christian Science.
- Dr. John Becker: [Disgusted exhalation] Yeah?