- Customer: [reading Reggie's note out loud] When I woke up this morning I realized that going to bed with you was the best thing I've ever done.
- Dr. John Becker: This is kind of embarrassing... Go on.
- Customer: [reading] It made me see just how desperate I really was. I mean, sleeping with you? My God, how much worse could my life get?
- [looks up at Becker]
- Customer: I'm guessing she didn't know there'd be all these people around when I read this.
- Dr. John Becker: Just... just go on...
- Customer: [reading] I knew if I didn't leave today, I'd be here forever. I miss everyone, but I need to do this. Tell them all goodbye.
- [takes his glasses off and sets the note down on the table]
- Dr. John Becker: So she's gone?
- Customer: Yes.
- Dr. John Becker: That's... that's all she said?
- Customer: Yes.
- Dr. John Becker: So that's it?
- Customer: Well... this is a little awkward, but...
- [looks around, then leans down and kisses Becker on the cheek]
- Dr. John Becker: Oh, uh... Reggie told you to do that, did she?
- Customer: No. I just felt it.
- Dr. John Becker: Last night after we kissed, I came over here and I slept with Reggie, so I don't think it's going to work out between us.
- Chris Connor: Wow!
- Bob: Why doesn't he just kick a dog while he's at it.
- Dr. John Becker: [waiter offers to refill his water glass after Chris has thrown multiple glasses of liquid in his face after he unwittingly made insulting comments to her] Do I look like I'm thirsty?