- Margaret Wyborn: Good morning, Linda!
- Linda: Yeah, whatever...
- Margaret Wyborn: Why the long face?
- Linda: It just looks that way because I cut my hair.
- Chris Connor: Here's your sandwich, John, just like they make it in the deli across the street - I even spit in it.
- Dr. John Becker: [to Chris] Don't let this go to your head, but you look a lot less disgusting than you did last night.
- Jake Malinak: Owen? How did you come up with THAT?
- Linda: Because it sounds like "no one", which is who I'm ACTUALLY dating!
- Dr. John Becker: What do you DO in Vermont, anyway?
- Jake Malinak: I don't know... ski, go antiquing...
- Dr. John Becker: Sounds like the kind of place where, if you don't have cable, you'd wanna blow your brains out!