Baywatch Nights (TV Series)
The Eighth Seal (1997)
David Hasselhoff: Mitch Buchannon
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Quotes
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Ryan McBride : And the parents don't care at all? They don't wanna even talk about it with you or her?
Mitch Buchannon : [thoughtfully] No.
Ryan McBride : Okay. Well, I'm runnin' a background check on 'em.
[typing a little]
Ryan McBride : Here it is. Okay, uh, you wanna talk about upward mobility? Two months ago the lived in a trailer park. Now they live in a mansion.
Mitch Buchannon : [reading over her shoulder] Well, no wonder. They won the lottery.
Ryan McBride : Three times in a row?
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Ryan McBride : [entering Mitch's house with Diamont] Ugh. Smells like something died in here.
Mitch Buchannon : [possessed] Hi, guys! Come on in. Join me.
[turning to face them]
Mitch Buchannon : I insist.
Ryan McBride : Mitch. Are you alright?
Mitch Buchannon : Am I alright? What do you mean am I alright? Don't I look alright?
Ryan McBride : I, I just meant
[catching her breath]
Ryan McBride : how are you doing?
Mitch Buchannon : [in her face] How am I doing? How am I doing? How do you think I'm doing!
[turning to Diamont]
Mitch Buchannon : Well go ahead, Teague, tell her. Go ahead, tell her what you're thinking. Go ahead.
Diamont Teague : I'd like to see you show yourself for who you really are.
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Stephanie Holden : Mitch, Mitch.
[whispering, holding out her hand]
Stephanie Holden : Mitch, Mitch. Mitch.
Mitch Buchannon : Stephanie?
Ryan McBride : [over Mitch's body] Ohmygod
Diamont Teague : [over Mitch's body] One, two, three, four, five, breathe!
Mitch Buchannon : Stephanie, is it you? It's not possible, I mean, how could you be here?
[they turn to watch Ryan and Diamont administer CPR]
Mitch Buchannon : But you died last year. How could I be here?
Stephanie Holden : I've missed you, Mitch.
Mitch Buchannon : I've missed you, too. What's it like?
Stephanie Holden : It's everything you ever dreamed. And more. There's nothin' but love.
Mitch Buchannon : So, we can be together. Forever?
Stephanie Holden : No. You're still needed, Mitch.
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Mitch Buchannon : Hi. Um, first of all, I need you to sign this release from the hospital, please.
Alex Starger : Hm. Oh, right, of course. There you go. Ah, and here. This is for your trouble, and thank you very much for bringing her, hm?
[hands Mitch a bill and turns away]
Alex Starger : No, no, we gonna need a whole bunch more of those purple balloons, a whole bunch more!
Mitch Buchannon : Excuse me, sir, you don't understand. Do you know your daughter jumped off a bridge?
Alex Starger : Oh, yeah, I forgot. You pulled her out. Well, let's see here.
[gives Mitch another bill]
Alex Starger : We done now?
Mitch Buchannon : Well, no, we're not done. Your daughter tried to kill herself.
Alex Starger : [pauses] Oh, now, she didn't try to kill herself. Yes, she jumped off a bridge, but she did not try to kill herself. Now, I paid you for your troubles, so hike on, hm?
[turns away, to Jean]
Alex Starger : Darlin', we just gonna need to set these balloons up ourselves.
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Mitch Buchannon : Hey, Jenny. How you feelin'?
Jenny Starger : Fine. Better.
Mitch Buchannon : I'm gonna drive you home.
Jenny Starger : Thanks. That's very nice of you.
Mitch Buchannon : Listen, before we go see your parents, you wanna tell me what's goin' on? I mean, why you jumped off the bridge?
Jenny Starger : [pause] No.
Mitch Buchannon : Well, sooner or later, you're gonna have to talk to someone about it.
Jenny Starger : Why?
Mitch Buchannon : Well, because it's not normal to try and kill yourself.
Jenny Starger : There's nothing you can do, Mister Buchannon. I'm going to die.