The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)
Mean Seasons (1998)
Kevin Conroy: Batman, Bruce Wayne, Husband
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Quotes
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[after Calendar Girl is caught, a police officer pulls off her mask]
Calendar Girl : NO! DON'T LOOK AT ME!
[She writhes around, trying to hide her face. Batman and Batgirl are watching from above]
Batgirl : But... she's beautiful.
Batman : She can't see that now. All she can see are the flaws.
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Alfred Pennyworth : Some people! Excuse me, sir, there's a van blocking both of the passenger loading spaces.
Bruce Wayne : It's just as well, Alfred. I'm gonna have to be dropped off someplace a little more... private.
Alfred Pennyworth : Understood, sir.
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Zaltig Lady : Isn't it lovely? I've got to buy one.
Husband : For who?
[She hits him]
Husband : What did I do?
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Irv Kleinman : What is this? Costumes are down the hall.
Batman : I have a few questions for you.
Irv Kleinman : Get lost! Can't you see I'm in a meeting?
Batman : [grabbing him and pushing him against the wall] Meeting's been canceled.
Batgirl : [to the wannabe starlet on his casting couch] I'd run if I were you.
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Batgirl : Here's all the news items from both August 7 and April 3 dating back ten years.
Batman : Make it twenty.
Batgirl : My, we're being thorough today. Okay, now I'm cross-referencing Donna Day Fashions and Gotham Motors for any common names, places, events.
[a light on the display blinks]
Batgirl : Ta-da!
Batman : Who is she? She looks... familiar.
Batgirl : She should. Page Monroe. Her face was just about everywhere for a few years. She used to be a spokesmodel for a number of major companies, including...
Batman : Let me guess. Gotham Motors and Donna Day.
Batgirl : Right. Until both companies announced they were dropping her in favor of a new youth-oriented campaign.
Batman : On April 3 and August 7.
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Batman : Page Monroe.
Irv Kleinman : Page? I used to be her agent. What about her?
Batman : What happened to her?
Irv Kleinman : She turned 30. What are you gonna do?
Batgirl : So you just dumped her?
Irv Kleinman : Hey, look, I tried to help her. After the modeling dried up, I got her a lead in a sitcom. But it never flew. The network wanted younger demographics.
Batman : Where is she now?
Irv Kleinman : Dropped out of sight. But there were rumors. You know, the surgeon nipped when he should have tucked.
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Lucius Fox : And I'll leave you with the latest spec designs from Wayne Motors. If you want, call me tonight after the auto show.
Bruce Wayne : Auto show. Right.
Lucius Fox : [leaving, he turns back] By the way, I'm supposed to remind you about Bernie Benson's retirement dinner. It's this Friday.
Bruce Wayne : Bernie's retiring? Why?
Lucius Fox : He's 65, Bruce. That's our mandatory retirement age.
Bruce Wayne : I thought he was younger.
Lucius Fox : Well, sooner or later, we all start touching up the gray.
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Bruce Wayne : I'm afraid I won't be able to attend your retirement dinner, Bernie.
Bernie Benson : I understand, sir. You're very busy.
Bruce Wayne : Actually, I've decided to cancel it.
Bernie Benson : Cancel?
Bruce Wayne : I'm changing the retirement policy. You can work here for as long as you can do the job.
Bernie Benson : [pulling off his gray-haired wig] Yes!
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Batman : Let her go.
Calendar Girl : I have no quarrel with her. She's just another tragic victim. I have what I came for.