The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)

Mean Seasons (1998)

Sela Ward: Calendar Girl, Page Monroe

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Quotes 

• Calendar Girl : Strange, isn't it? Dinosaurs have been dead for millions of years, yet they still get parts in movies.

• [after Calendar Girl is caught, a police officer pulls off her mask] 

  Calendar Girl : NO! DON'T LOOK AT ME!

  [She writhes around, trying to hide her face. Batman and Batgirl are watching from above] 

  Batgirl : But... she's beautiful.

  Batman : She can't see that now. All she can see are the flaws.

• Calendar Girl : Yes, I was gorgeous once. I had everything. I used to be a face. I used to be *the* face. Until you destroyed me, destroyed my career. I tried to get it back. For ten years, I starved, sweated, subjected my body to surgery after surgery, and for what? Days became weeks, weeks became years, until my time ran out. Now I only have one holiday left to celebrate: the day of the dead. And you're going to celebrate it with me.

• Miss Solstice : No! Please! I'm too young to die!

  Calendar Girl : Honey, you're never too thin and you're never too young.

• Batman : Let her go.

  Calendar Girl : I have no quarrel with her. She's just another tragic victim. I have what I came for.

• Calendar Girl : Beware the Ides of March.