- [Batman rescues Two-Face, only to have Two-Face knock him out]
- Two-Face: Remind me to thank you later.
- The Penguin: My dear fellow, I contacted all my usual sources, but I'm afraid it's just not a seller's market.
- Killer Croc: What's that supposed to mean?
- The Penguin: [pulls out a briefcase] $50,000 for the diamond. Not a penny more.
- Killer Croc: That's robbery! That rock's worth 10 times that much!
- The Penguin: Don't forget, as a legitimate businessman, I have my expenses too: taxes, overhead, labor.
- Two-Face: And they call me two-faced.
- The Judge: Is there no honor among thieves, Mr. Cobblepot? And you're worse than a thief. Trafficking in stolen goods.
- The Penguin: I don't know who you are, sir, but I assure you, my transactions were all legitimate. You see, I had no actual knowledge that the items were stolen. Given that, I don't see how the law can touch me.
- The Judge: I am the law... and I find you guilty!
- The Judge: You are accused of murder... mayhem... manslaughter. How do you plead?
- Killer Croc: You're nuts!
- [Dives away from The Judge]
- The Judge: You can't escape justice.
- Killer Croc: Watch me!
- J. Carroll Corcoran: Two-Face, please! I got money! Cash! I can pay you!
- Two-Face: Don't tell me choir boy's got a slush fund.
- J. Carroll Corcoran: Kickbacks from the Gothcorp project. A hundred grand... I can have it here in an hour!
- Two-Face: Should've said something earlier. We could have flipped on it.
- J. Carroll Corcoran: What are you waiting for! They were going to murder me!
- The Judge: Who are you to judge? You pose as a defender of the law while secretly stealing from the very people you swore to protect.
- J. Carroll Corcoran: No! You've got it wrong!
- The Judge: And then you lie to the Judge!
- J. Carroll Corcoran: Please, in the name of humanity.
- Henchman: Sorry. The boss has to show your pal he won't be pushed around.
- J. Carroll Corcoran: I'll give you the money. There's even more. Just let me go.
- Henchman: And two-time Two-Face? Right.
- J. Carroll Corcoran: These police files weren't easy to come by, but I believe they'll be invaluable to your crusade. You understand, of course, I can't be connected to them.
- The Judge: Then why are you doing this?
- J. Carroll Corcoran: The people like you, Judge. My polls have shot up ten points since endorsing you. I figure if Gordon can have his hero, why can't I have mine? You knock a few heads, I go home with my hands clean. Everybody's happy.
- Batman: [examining the Judge's gavel] See these holes? Something was attached here.
- Alfred Pennyworth: A plaque?
- Batman: Exactly.
- Alfred Pennyworth: Then it's some kind of trophy.
- Batman: [running a search] There. The Marshall Award. Presented every year by the Bar Association to a judge or district attorney for distinguished service. Here's a list of winners. Recognize any names?
- Alfred Pennyworth: Good Lord!
- Two-Face: Where's the Judge?
- J. Carroll Corcoran: I don't know!
- Two-Face: [slapping him] You shouldn't yell at your constituents. I'll give you one more chance.
- J. Carroll Corcoran: I'm telling the truth! I don't know where to find the Judge. He comes to me. He calls me. That's the way it works! Honest!
- Two-Face: What do you think?
- Henchman: I believe him.
- Henchman: Yeah.
- Two-Face: The jury has spoken. But even if you can't find him, you can still help me send him a message.
- [flipping his coin, which comes up on the bad side]
- Two-Face: You know what to do, boys.
- J. Carroll Corcoran: Yes, yes. I can understand your frustration.
- The Judge: It's the second time Batman has interfered. I'm going to have to deal with him.
- J. Carroll Corcoran: Well, let's not get too rambunctious. I got a primary next week. The last thing I need is the good guys in a slap fight.
- [the Judge hangs up; as papers flutter across his desk, he sees Batman come in through the window]
- J. Carroll Corcoran: Ah, speak of the devil.
- J. Carroll Corcoran: [into a tape recorder] In closing, let me just say that as your councilman, I am always at your service to solve your problems.
- Two-Face: That's good to hear.
- Alfred Pennyworth: So let me understand this. In reaction to Two-Face, Harvey Dent created a third personality. One that would fight crime. A personality so separate, he even tried to kill himself without knowing it.
- Bruce Wayne: That's how the Judge knew about the escape hatch in Two-Face's apartment. He knew everything about Two-Face, except that he was Two-Face.
- Batman: Where's the Judge?
- J. Carroll Corcoran: Oh, darn. You just missed him. And he keeps forgetting to leave his number.
- Batman: I'm bringing him in, Corcoran.
- J. Carroll Corcoran: What's the matter, Batman? Feeling threatened?
- Batman: He's going to kill someone.
- J. Carroll Corcoran: Who? Two-Face? Killer Croc? You think anyone cares?
- [Batman remains stone-faced]
- J. Carroll Corcoran: I'll tell you what people care about. The revolving door at Arkham that keeps sending these freaks back on the street! Not that I'm criticizing your work, mind you. You've done a heck of a job.
- [Batman glances at the hand on his shoulder, which Corcoran removes]
- J. Carroll Corcoran: Really great. But these days, people want results. They want closure. They want...
- [seeing Batman is gone]
- J. Carroll Corcoran: [satisfied] I think he got my point.
- Anchorwoman: Cobblepot remains in critical condition this morning after suffering a brutal attack at his design studio last night.
- Killer Croc: [in his hideout, sarcastic] Aww.
- Anchorwoman: Two of his employees say that a masked vigilante dressed as a judge was responsible.
- Alfred Pennyworth: An associate of yours, Master Bruce?
- [in the back seat, Bruce scowls]
- Alfred Pennyworth: Perhaps not.
- The Penguin: Harvey, you're early. I was able to procure a slightly better price on your items.
- Two-Face: I see you do have half a brain. Enough not to low-ball me.
- The Penguin: Naturally.
- Killer Croc: So what am I, a sap?
- The Penguin: You're free to take your business elsewhere. But, of course, who else can guarantee my level of confidentiality?
- [growling, Croc takes his money, and he and Two-Face turn to leave]
- The Penguin: As always gentlemen, it was a pleasure doing business.
- [to his employees, Raven and Lark]
- The Penguin: See that they find their way out. Come back again any time. The door's always open.
- [putting money and the diamond into a safe]
- The Penguin: Now, Harvey, if you ever knew what I really cleared.
- J. Carroll Corcoran: What are you waiting for? They were going to murder me!
- The Judge: Who are you to judge? You pose as a defender of the law, while secretly stealing from the very people you swore to protect.
- J. Carroll Corcoran: No, you got it wrong.
- The Judge: And then you lie to the Judge.
- [just as he's about to strike down Corcoran with his sword, a batarang knocks it out of his hands]
- Batman: Good thing I came back to see you, Corcoran. I have some news about your hero.