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"Batman: The Animated Series" Joker's Wild (TV Episode 1992) Poster

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The Joker: All work and no play...

[chuckles to himself]

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Irving: Okay, okay!

[changes the channel]

Irving: You'll watch this quietly, or you go back to your cell.

The Joker: Jawohl!

Poison Ivy: [sulking] I don't care.

[Joker sidles up to her]

The Joker: You hold my hand, and I'll slug you.

Poison Ivy: GUARD!

The Joker: Just kidding, just kidding! Yeesh, Pammy, lighten up!

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[first lines]

[Poison Ivy watches a gardening show, then the Joker strides in and changes the TV channel]

Poison Ivy: Hey! I was watching that!

The Joker: And now you're watching this.

Poison Ivy: Change it back!

The Joker: [goofy voice] Uh-huh, nope, nope, nope, nope, don't want to.

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[On entering the "Joker's Wild" casino]

The Joker: Jumpin' Jiminy Christmas! It's an homage to me! I'm kind of sorry I have to blow it up.

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[while posing as a blackjack dealer]

The Joker: Try your luck, friend?

Bruce Wayne: Why not?

The Joker: Say, don't I know you...? Sure, Bruce Wayne! Ah, so this is how your family made all those billions.

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[interviewing Kaiser about the "Joker's Wild" casino]

Summer Gleeson: Mr. Kaiser, why build a casino seemingly in honor of one of history's greatest outlaws?

Cameron Kaiser: Summer, please! The Joker is a classical symbol, long associated with cards and games. We can't help it if there's some passing resemblance to some criminal fruitcake...

[Joker hurls a potted plant into the television]

The Joker: How dare that smug, preening fool try to cash in on my image!

Dr. Pamela Isley: Now who should lighten up?

The Joker: Don't get cute with me, Red! He's ripping me off! I'll protest! Yeah, I'll sue! Then I'll rip his lungs out! And I will, too.

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[Batman appears to save Kaiser]

The Joker: Why can't he ever stay dead?

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[last lines]

Summer Gleeson: [on the news] And so it ended for *ex*-billionaire Cameron Kaiser, and the Joker...

The Joker: Bah! Enough of this rubbish!

[changes the channel]

Poison IvyMad HatterScarecrow: Hey! We were watching that!

[nervously, Joker changes it back]

The Joker: [muttering] Ah, you miserable wet tub of no-good losers, you make me sick...

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Poison Ivy: Crazy...!

The Joker: I know you are, but what am I?

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[an enraged Joker has to be subdued by guards]

Poison Ivy: Oh, Joker... thanks for the smile.

[the Joker glares angrily at Ivy before he is bundled out of the rec room]

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The Joker: Sucker!

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The Joker: Exit, stage left. Laughing all the way!

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The Joker: Don't try this at home, kids!

[Joker lassoes a passing semi and gets pulled over the asylum fence]

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[Kaiser makes his getaway in a helicopter, but his pilot acts very strangely... ]

Cameron Kaiser: What are you circling for, you fool?

The Joker: It was a scheme worthy of me, Kaiser...

[Kaiser gasps]

The Joker: The way you got me riled up and turned me loose on this place!

Cameron Kaiser: You? But... but you were supposed to destroy the casino!

The Joker: Yeah, but I thought it'd be even more fun to get rid of you and run the show myself!

Cameron Kaiser: But... but, you can't...!

The Joker: Oh, please, Mr. Kaiser! You of all people should have realized there'd be a Joker in the deck!

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Poison Ivy: GUARD!

Irving: What's the problem?

The Joker: Don't look now, Sunny Jim, but the plant lady's gone wackers again.

Poison Ivy: He started it! I was just sitting here!

The Joker: That's right, you're always blaming me. And the children wonder why we fight...

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Alfred Pennyworth: I didn't mind driving up here at a moment's notice to bring your outfit, and I was more than happy to dream up a plausible excuse for your date. But staying in this horrid place pushes even my tolerance.

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Cameron Kaiser: [cutting the ribbon] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome, one and all... to Joker's Wild!

The Joker: Say *what*?

Summer Gleeson: Ugh, that's disgusting!

Cameraman: [whispering] Psst, Summer! We're on the air!

Summer Gleeson: Oh! Uh... there you have it! Let's get a reaction from the crowd. Mr. Wayne?

Bruce Wayne: [equally nauseated] No comment...

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[the Joker knocks out Batman]

The Joker: Kind of slow on the reflexes, eh, Batsy? That car crash must have taken more out of you than I thought...

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[an unconscious Batman awakens to find himself bound and trussed... ]

The Joker: Wakey, wakey! I thought you'd like to be conscious for your own demise. I really put some effort into this one...

[Batman looks around and finds himself on a giant colorful roulette wheel; even more colorful is the massive pile of explosives to which the wheel is connected]

The Joker: When I spin the wheel, you, the casino, and that strutting fool Kaiser will all be blown sky high! Not bad, eh?

Batman: You won't get Kaiser. He's been playing you for a patsy.

The Joker: Eh?

Batman: He's counting on you to blow this place up, so he can collect the insurance. By the time you get clear, Kaiser will be miles away, laughing at you.

The Joker: I hate it when you make sense!

[the Joker disarms the explosives and removes the connections to the wheel]

The Joker: I'll settle my score with Kaiser, man to clown. But that still doesn't let you off the hook!

[He starts up the roulette wheel and tosses a grenade into it]

The Joker: How 'bout that, Bats? Looks like your number's up!

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The Joker: [hijacking a truck] Peekaboo! Sorry, no riders!

[throws the rider out]

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[pushing a trolley filled with explosives through the kitchens]

The Joker: Coming through! Hot stuff!

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[Batman's glider crashes into the maw of a giant revolving Joker head]

The Joker: That's right, chew him up and spit him out!

[laughs]

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See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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