Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)
Joker's Wild (1992)
Mark Hamill: The Joker
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Quotes
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Irving : Okay, okay!
[changes the channel]
Irving : You'll watch this quietly, or you go back to your cell.
The Joker : Jawohl!
Poison Ivy : [sulking] I don't care.
[Joker sidles up to her]
The Joker : You hold my hand, and I'll slug you.
Poison Ivy : GUARD!
The Joker : Just kidding, just kidding! Yeesh, Pammy, lighten up!
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[first lines]
[Poison Ivy watches a gardening show, then the Joker strides in and changes the TV channel]
Poison Ivy : Hey! I was watching that!
The Joker : And now you're watching this.
Poison Ivy : Change it back!
The Joker : [goofy voice] Uh-huh, nope, nope, nope, nope, don't want to.
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[interviewing Kaiser about the "Joker's Wild" casino]
Summer Gleeson : Mr. Kaiser, why build a casino seemingly in honor of one of history's greatest outlaws?
Cameron Kaiser : Summer, please! The Joker is a classical symbol, long associated with cards and games. We can't help it if there's some passing resemblance to some criminal fruitcake...
[Joker hurls a potted plant into the television]
The Joker : How dare that smug, preening fool try to cash in on my image!
Dr. Pamela Isley : Now who should lighten up?
The Joker : Don't get cute with me, Red! He's ripping me off! I'll protest! Yeah, I'll sue! Then I'll rip his lungs out! And I will, too.
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[Batman appears to save Kaiser]
The Joker : Why can't he ever stay dead?
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[On entering the "Joker's Wild" casino]
The Joker : Jumpin' Jiminy Christmas! It's an homage to me! I'm kind of sorry I have to blow it up.
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[while posing as a blackjack dealer]
The Joker : Try your luck, friend?
Bruce Wayne : Why not?
The Joker : Say, don't I know you...? Sure, Bruce Wayne! Ah, so this is how your family made all those billions.
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Cameron Kaiser : [cutting the ribbon] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome, one and all... to Joker's Wild!
The Joker : Say *what*?
Summer Gleeson : Ugh, that's disgusting!
Cameraman : [whispering] Psst, Summer! We're on the air!
Summer Gleeson : Oh! Uh... there you have it! Let's get a reaction from the crowd. Mr. Wayne?
Bruce Wayne : [equally nauseated] No comment...
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[last lines]
Summer Gleeson : [on the news] And so it ended for *ex*-billionaire Cameron Kaiser, and the Joker...
The Joker : Bah! Enough of this rubbish!
[changes the channel]
Poison Ivy , Mad Hatter , Scarecrow : Hey! We were watching that!
[nervously, Joker changes it back]
The Joker : [muttering] Ah, you miserable wet tub of no-good losers, you make me sick...
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Poison Ivy : Crazy...!
The Joker : I know you are, but what am I?
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The Joker : Exit, stage left. Laughing all the way!
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[Kaiser makes his getaway in a helicopter, but his pilot acts very strangely...]
Cameron Kaiser : What are you circling for, you fool?
The Joker : It was a scheme worthy of me, Kaiser...
[Kaiser gasps]
The Joker : The way you got me riled up and turned me loose on this place!
Cameron Kaiser : You? But... but you were supposed to destroy the casino!
The Joker : Yeah, but I thought it'd be even more fun to get rid of you and run the show myself!
Cameron Kaiser : But... but, you can't...!
The Joker : Oh, please, Mr. Kaiser! You of all people should have realized there'd be a Joker in the deck!
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Poison Ivy : GUARD!
Irving : What's the problem?
The Joker : Don't look now, Sunny Jim, but the plant lady's gone wackers again.
Poison Ivy : He started it! I was just sitting here!
The Joker : That's right, you're always blaming me. And the children wonder why we fight...
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[the Joker knocks out Batman]
The Joker : Kind of slow on the reflexes, eh, Batsy? That car crash must have taken more out of you than I thought...
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[an unconscious Batman awakens to find himself bound and trussed...]
The Joker : Wakey, wakey! I thought you'd like to be conscious for your own demise. I really put some effort into this one...
[Batman looks around and finds himself on a giant colorful roulette wheel; even more colorful is the massive pile of explosives to which the wheel is connected]
The Joker : When I spin the wheel, you, the casino, and that strutting fool Kaiser will all be blown sky high! Not bad, eh?
Batman : You won't get Kaiser. He's been playing you for a patsy.
The Joker : Eh?
Batman : He's counting on you to blow this place up, so he can collect the insurance. By the time you get clear, Kaiser will be miles away, laughing at you.
The Joker : I hate it when you make sense!
[the Joker disarms the explosives and removes the connections to the wheel]
The Joker : I'll settle my score with Kaiser, man to clown. But that still doesn't let you off the hook!
[He starts up the roulette wheel and tosses a grenade into it]
The Joker : How 'bout that, Bats? Looks like your number's up!
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The Joker : Sucker!
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The Joker : Don't try this at home, kids!
[Joker lassoes a passing semi and gets pulled over the asylum fence]
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[Batman's glider crashes into the maw of a giant revolving Joker head]
The Joker : That's right, chew him up and spit him out!
[laughs]
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Bruce Wayne : And you are?
The Joker : Oh, just a nameless clown, shuffling my life away.
Bruce Wayne : Too bad it has to be in such gruesome surroundings.
The Joker : Don't care for the decor?
Bruce Wayne : Not hardly. All those horrible faces grinning at me. That would do things to my mind after a while.
The Joker : [muttering under his breath] Who says you have one?
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The Joker : [hijacking a truck] Peekaboo! Sorry, no riders!
[throws the rider out]
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The Joker : All work and no play...
[chuckles to himself]
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[pushing a trolley filled with explosives through the kitchens]
The Joker : Coming through! Hot stuff!
