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"Batman: The Animated Series" Harley and Ivy (TV Episode 1993) Poster

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[as Batman views pictures of Harley and Ivy's mug shots, then various photos of them in the middle of heists]

Alfred Pennyworth: Choosing a weekend date, sir?

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[a trio of Frat boys pull up alongside Harley and Ivy, and make some lewd comments]

Poison Ivy: Now boys, didn't your mommies teach you that's not the way to get a lady's attention?

Frat Boy: [slaps his butt] And what are you gonna do, spank me?

Harley Quinn: That's right, pigs!

[raises a grenade gun]

Harley Quinn: And here's the paddle!

[yelling, the boys leap out of their car and run just before Harley blows it to pieces]

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Harley Quinn: Hey aren't you that plant lady... Poison Oaky?

Poison Ivy: IVY! Poison Ivy!

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[Batman takes cover in Poison Ivy's hideout, in the middle of a toxic waste dump. Joker opens fire with a tommy gun, laughing maniacally]

Batman: Stop shooting, you lunatic! We're sitting on a powder keg!

[Joker keeps shooting, heedless, until a chemical drum ignites and sets off an enormous explosion, rocking the whole dump and whooshing toward everyone]

The Joker: Whoops... Dopey me.

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Harley Quinn: I remember I used to go driving like this with Mr. J...

Poison Ivy: [mockingly] "Mr. J., Mr. J.!" Oh, change the record, Harl!

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Poison Ivy: No man can take us prisoner!

[a gunshot blows the tire of their car, which skids to a stop. Montoya approaches and levels a shotgun]

Officer Renée Montoya: All right, ladies... raise 'em.

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[as Harley prepares to steal the "Harlequin Diamond"]

Harley Quinn: Ooh-ooh, Mr. J is gonna plotz when he sees this...! No. No, I'm keeping this one just for myself... maybe.

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[last lines; everyone is back in Arkham]

The Joker: That's it. The next time I start a gang, no women. YOU HEAR ME? NO WOMEN!

[outside, Harley and Ivy are tending the vegetable patch]

Harley Quinn: I think we can still work it out, don't you?

[Ivy flings a handful of soil in her face]

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