[Penguin steps outside with a small case]
Bruce Wayne: [follows him] Admiring the Vreeland jewelry, Mr. Cobblepot?
The Penguin: Ah, Mr. Wayne, isn't it? Actually, I was thinking of adding this to her collection.
[reveals a gold penguin brooch]
Bruce Wayne: [surprised] I'm sorry. Maybe the rumors of your reform are *not* exaggerated.
The Penguin: Anything's possible when love is involved.
Pierce: [shackled to the floor] What is this?
The Penguin: The end of the show, when the fat bird sings!
Veronica Vreeland: Oswald, I really was growing fond of you...
The Penguin: I suppose what they say is true: society is to blame. High society.
Veronica Vreeland: Oswald, if it's money you want I can get you more...
The Penguin: SHUT UP! All I wanted from you, dearie, was a little friendship! That would have cost you nothing!
The Penguin: [to Batman] Won't you stay for a cup of cappuccino?
[holds up a can of rat poison]
Commissioner James Gordon: I assure you, we have every available resource on the street...
Pierce: It's times like these that I wonder why we pay you people at all!
Commissioner James Gordon: [grabs Pierce] Listen, you simpering little twit! You were foolish enough to invite the Penguin, now it's HIS party!