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"Batman" Zelda the Great (TV Episode 1966) Poster

(TV Series)

(1966)

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Batman: Meantime, let's ponder the crooks motive.

Chief O'Hara: A hundred-thousand smackers, that's the motive!

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Batman: Exactly, which leads to only one possible conclusion:

Robin: The crook was a lady!

Batman: Hardly a lady, Robin, but female, yes.

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Aunt Harriet: [gazing at the Bat Signal up in the sky] Mercy alive, whoever that unknown Batman is, I hope he sees the signal...

Bruce Wayne: Ah!

[slaps his forehead]

Bruce Wayne: Great heavens, what a fool I am. Isn't today Wednesday, Alfred?

Alfred: Indeed, sir.

Bruce Wayne: Wednesday night, Gotham Town Hall. We have tickets to that lecture on Latin American affairs.

Dick Grayson: [snapping his fingers] Holy Venezuela, you're right!

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Robin: Oh, boy!

[hits palm of his hand with fist]

Robin: I'll bet somewhere in Gotham City there's one shook lady crook.

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Robin: Holy hole in donut!

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Commissioner Gordon: The same strange pattern every year; precisely a hundred thousand each April first.

Chief O'Hara: Glory be! I've got it: it's to pay his income taxes!

Batman: A loyal tax payer stooping to criminal methods?

Chief O'Hara: Oh, sure, ah, whe - when you put it that way.

[looking down embarrassed]

Commissioner Gordon: I fear you're growing the cynical, Chief O'Hara; the notion of a faithful tax payer robbing a bank is clearly ridiculous.

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Zelda: I hate robbing banks! All I ever wanted to be was a poor but honest magician!

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Robin: What happened?

Batman: She's a master illusionist. She projected a false image with those tiny mirrors in her hat.

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