Batman (TV Series)

The Zodiac Crimes (1967)

Neil Hamilton: Commissioner Gordon

Quotes 

• Commissioner Gordon : With this map, and our improved criminal procedures, we should be well on our way to putting all of Gotham City's criminals behind bars.

  The Joker : [Joker appears, sitting in the Commissioner's window]  Never mind the bars, look to the stars! Not to mention Venus and Mars.

  [laughs] 

• Commissioner Gordon : What do you want here, Joker?

  The Joker : Oh, just passing the time. Just I did all those long months in prison, after those caped cabbage-heads were lucky enough to defeat me!

  Commissioner Gordon : Luck had nothing to do with it, Joker! Your warped criminal mind is no match for the wits of Batman and Robin! They'll outsmart you every time.

  The Joker : A stroke of luck, I tell you!