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The Joker's Provokers
Batman
Edit
Latch
: There should be more fine, upstanding men like the Joker.
Alfred
: Just a moment, Joker. You needn't be so vociferous! My hearing is unimpaired.
The Joker
: "Vociferous"? "Unimpaired"? Hah! Now I *know* you're no security guard!
Robin
: Holy hydraulics!
Batman
: [
picks up Batphone in Batcave
] Yes, Commissioner. I would have phoned you sooner but I had nothing to report.
Robin
: Holy floodgate!
Batman
: As insidious a scheme as could be imagined: extortion via... time...
Alfred
: [
posing as his cousin Egbert
] I hate to drink alone.
Cornelia
: Oh, I'll join you, dadio! There are no mirrors around here and no mirrors make me thirsty.
Narrator
: Next week, Carolyn Jones as Marsha, Queen of Diamonds faces Batman!
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