Batman: [picks up Batphone in Batcave] Yes, Commissioner. I would have phoned you sooner but I had nothing to report.
Batman: As insidious a scheme as could be imagined: extortion via... time...
Alfred: [posing as his cousin Egbert] I hate to drink alone.
Cornelia: Oh, I'll join you, dadio! There are no mirrors around here and no mirrors make me thirsty.