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"Batman" The Joker Goes to School (TV Episode 1966) Poster

(TV Series)

(1966)

Quotes

Cheerleader I: Hey, Batman, where's Robin?

Batman: [speaking through Bat-bulhorn] Attending school, just like as you are.

Cheerleader II: What school?

Batman: I can't tell you that, it might reveal his secret, true identity.

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Batman: What's your name, son?

Dick Grayson: [stands up straight] Richard Grayson, sir.

Batman: Thank you, Richard. You darken the room, I'll man the projector.

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Batman: [speaking through Bat-bullhorn] Boys and girls, go back to your studies. Believe me: nothing in life is free!

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The Joker: [picks up phone] Hello, hello? Give me the sign.

Suzie: [on other line] How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

The Joker: Countersign: shoot him in June. Very good!

[laughs]

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The Joker: Oh...

[laughs]

The Joker: ... thank heavens for my delicious sense of humor.

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Narrator: Horrors! One lemon!

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Dick Grayson: Holy magician!

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Robin: Holy alphabet!

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Robin: Holy ball and chain!

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Robin: Holy Las Vegas! Where are we?

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Robin: Holy fruit salad!

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The Joker: [showing up in the school, laughs] Hello kiddies, meet the Joker!

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The Joker: [Batman prepares to arrest the Joker for loitering in the school] Wrong kiddies, look up the statute, in Gotham City the crime of loitering requires the loiterer to remain in the same spot for over two minutes.

Batman: You... you jailhouse lawyer!

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The Joker: Trusting little wench, aren't you?

Suzie: [stands up] I'm a crook, Joker, just like you. Now where's the payoff?

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Narrator: [narrating] Twelve and one half minutes later, inside this curious vehicle...

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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