- Cheerleader I: Hey, Batman, where's Robin?
- Batman: [speaking through Bat-bulhorn] Attending school, just like as you are.
- Cheerleader II: What school?
- Batman: I can't tell you that, it might reveal his secret, true identity.
- Batman: What's your name, son?
- Dick Grayson: [stands up straight] Richard Grayson, sir.
- Batman: Thank you, Richard. You darken the room, I'll man the projector.
- Batman: [speaking through Bat-bullhorn] Boys and girls, go back to your studies. Believe me: nothing in life is free!