Batman (TV Series)

The Joker Goes to School (1966)

Cesar Romero: The Joker

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Quotes 

• The Joker : [showing up in the school, laughs]  Hello kiddies, meet the Joker!

• The Joker : [Batman prepares to arrest the Joker for loitering in the school]  Wrong kiddies, look up the statute, in Gotham City the crime of loitering requires the loiterer to remain in the same spot for over two minutes.

  Batman : You... you jailhouse lawyer!

• The Joker : Trusting little wench, aren't you?

  Suzie : [stands up]  I'm a crook, Joker, just like you. Now where's the payoff?

• The Joker : [picks up phone]  Hello, hello? Give me the sign.

  Suzie : [on other line]  How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

  The Joker : Countersign: shoot him in June. Very good!

  [laughs] 

• The Joker : Oh...

  [laughs] 

  The Joker : ... thank heavens for my delicious sense of humor.