Alfred: You both look a trifle harassed, sir, if I may say so. Perhaps this snack will help.
Batman: Eh, no thank you, Alfred, you know I never mix crime fighting with eating. Besides, I don't think it'll help us solve our problem with Catwoman and Joker...
Robin: I could force myself to take a bite...
The Joker: Ooh, that's the first time I ever heard a cat purr in French.
Catwoman: [counting her steps] 48... 49... 50!
Catwoman: It should be around here somewhere, unless I counted wrong.
The Joker: Maybe feet were smaller in those days.
Batman: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
[realizing there are no ladies on the jury]
Batman: Eh, gentlemen of the jury, we are gathered here today, to prove that Catwoman, Joker and their men are guilty of several major offences, to wit: robbery, attempted murder, assault... and battery! Mayhem and over-time parking.
Batgirl: [about Batman] He's so authoritative. So confident!
Robin: The more you work with Batman, the more amazing he seems.
Catwoman: [su-purrr-vising her thugs tying Batgirl into a deathtrap] Finished?
Giggler: Yeah, Catwoman - and soon, so is she!