Batman (TV Series)

The Joke's on Catwoman (1968)

Adam West: Batman

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Quotes 

• Alfred : You both look a trifle harassed, sir, if I may say so. Perhaps this snack will help.

  Batman : Eh, no thank you, Alfred, you know I never mix crime fighting with eating. Besides, I don't think it'll help us solve our problem with Catwoman and Joker...

  Robin : I could force myself to take a bite...

• Batman : Ladies and gentlemen of the jury.

  [realizing there are no ladies on the jury] 

  Batman : Eh, gentlemen of the jury, we are gathered here today, to prove that Catwoman, Joker and their men are guilty of several major offences, to wit: robbery, attempted murder, assault... and battery! Mayhem and over-time parking.

• Batman : Your Honor, I move for a new trial.

  Judge : On which of several grounds?

  Batman : On the grounds of a prejudicial jury.

  The Catwoman : You don't know how prejudicial, Batman!

  [turns to jury foreman] 

  The Catwoman : All right--now!

• The Catwoman : What now?

  Batman : You're on your way to prison, Catwoman. Will you never learn that you cannot outwit the law?

  The Catwoman : Maybe one day I will, Batman, per-rrr-haps!

  Batgirl : You'll never succeed in circumventing justice, Catwoman.

  Robin : Not as long as honest and dedicated law enforcers have a breath left.

  The Joker : Oh, forget the morals! Just get us back to jail so we don't have to listen to these corny jokes!

  Batman : [turns to camera]  But morals are the stuff men are made of, and until criminals learn that, our job will not be done. However, if and when they do, we'll only be too ready to hang up our capes and cowls.