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"Batman" The Funny Feline Felonies (TV Episode 1967) Poster

(TV Series)

(1967)

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Little Louie Groovy: Look, if your here to rob me, I ought to warn ya that I'm a karate expert and I can hurt ya. So stay back!

[takes a stance]

Little Louie Groovy: Heeya!

Catwoman: [to henchmen] Karate isn't effective unless accompanied by yelling. Let him howl until he springs a vocal cord, then get him!

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Robin: Holy special delivery!

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Barbara Gordon: [walking into the Commissioner's office to find Batman, Robin, Commissioner Gordon, and Chief O'Hara lying on the floor to avoid the bullets from Catwoman's gun] Did somebody lose a contact lens?

Commissioner Gordon: Get down, Barbara!

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The Joker: Oh, I have to give you credit, Catwoman. I expected this place to be a shambles because of a fight.

[laughs]

Batman: [Batman & Robin arrive on the scene] As it may yet be, Joker!

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The Joker: Found us you have and get you we will. Get them boys!

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Batman: [reading a message attached to a dart] This one was just a warning, Batman. The next one will be between your eyelids.

Commissioner Gordon: Any signature?

Batman: Signed: a well-wisher.

Chief O'Hara: Well, it seems like somebody is interested in your welfare.

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The Joker: [Catwoman drives up to the recently released Joker in her Catmobile] You want a lift, big boy?

The Joker: Make it look good Catwoman, pull a gun on me the way we planned. They're probably watching us.

Catwoman: [draws cat gun] Get in this car or I'll blow whatever little brains you have, out!

The Joker: [puts up his arms] She's kidnapping me, honest!

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Narrator: [narrating] And at the Sleazy Hotel, a sleazy hotel across the street from Police Headquarters...

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Robin: That scrap of paper, Batman, it's gone!

Batman: Yes, Batgirl slipped it into her belt when she thought I wasn't looking.

Robin: You think she's trying to double cross us?

Batman: No, but she's a woman, Robin, with a woman's inborn desire to outsmart men.

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Batman: [Batgirl has just saved the lives of Batman & Robin in the nick of time] What took you so long, Batgirl?

Batgirl: Rush hour traffic, plus all the lights were against me. And you wouldn't have wanted me to speed, would you?

Robin: Your good driving habits almost cost us our lives!

Batman: Rules are rules, Robin. But... you do have a point.

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Warden Crichton: [the Joker is being released from prison early owing to good behavior] Well, with this, eh, ten dollar bill, we hope you will seek a new life on the outside. One replete with good citizenship and fine deeds.

The Joker: [handling the bill he's just been handed] Ten dollars, hm? I used to light my cigars with ten dollar bills, heh!

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