- Batman: If that ship gets any closer to that bridge, Robin's done for. Quickly, Alfred, the Anti-Mechanical-Bat-Ray in the Bat-Glove Compartment.
- Alfred: [adressing Batman] It appears, sir, that you're suffering from a severe loss of memory. Fortunately, however, I packed the Recollection-Cycle Bat-Restorer for this little overseas trip.
- Robin: You 20th century witch, Lady Peasoup! You know I wouldn't fight a female, even a small army of females.
- Lady Penelope Peasoup: Spoken like a true gentleman, Boy Wonder.
- Kit: [touching Robin's tunic] Ye gosh, what marvelous threads!
- Lord Marmaduke Ffogg: [on phone] What are you doing in the cricket pavilion? I've tried every other phone at Ffogg place.
- Lady Penelope Peasoup: [referring to Robin] I'm putting him and Batgirl in the dungeon.
- Lord Marmaduke Ffogg: Batgirl?
- Lady Penelope Peasoup: Bats come in both sexes, Marmaduke.
- Lord Marmaduke Ffogg: Speaking of Lady Prudence, sister dear, I think she should remain here with Miss Gordon. I think she'll show Miss Gordon everything Miss Gordon should be shown.