Batman (TV Series)

The Duo Defy (1967)

Adam West: Batman

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Quotes 

• Robin : Where'd you get a live fish, Batman?

  Batman : A true crime fighter always carries everything he needs in his utility belt, Robin.

• Robin : Holy escape hatch!

  Batman : Yes, Robin, most refrigeration systems as large as this one in the Bruce Wayne Ice Arena have emergency exits.

  Robin : It's lucky you remembered the one behind that vaporizing tube when you did.

  Batman : You're seldom wrong, old chum, but a split second is longer than you realize.

  Robin : Long enough for Mr. Freeze, so that he split too I see.

  Batman : No doubt taking Professor Isaacson with him and his frosty convederates and Emma Strunk.

  Robin : You mean Glacia Glaze?

  Batman : No Robin, Emma Strunk.

  Robin : [raises voice]  No, you mean Glacia Glaze!

  Batman : [raises voice also]  No, Emma Strunk! Glacia Glaze is far too charming a pseudonym for one of her chilling corruption.

• Robin : To the Batcave?

  Batman : And up the Batpoles.

  Robin : The Batpoles?

  Batman : [stifling a yawn]  Even crime fighters need their sleep, Robin.

• Commissioner Gordon : [indicating Glacia]  Her, too, Batman?

  Batman : I'm afraid so, Commissioner. Emma Strunk is as guilty as the rest of them.

  Glacia Glaze : Emma Strunk? I'm Glacia Glaze, Batman.

  Batman : To the world of the rich and renowned such as millionaire Bruce Wayne, you may be known as Glacia Glaze, but to the world of the crimefighter, you're known as Emma Strunk.

  Glacia Glaze : Batman, if ever you see Mr. Wayne and he asks about me and Mr. Freeze, would you tell him something Rabelais once said?

  Batman : Rabelais? Of course.

  Glacia Glaze : To each, his own, as the woman said when she kissed her cow.