- Catwoman: Never thought the day would come when Robin would be my sycophant, did ya?
- Aunt Harriet: [being tied up by Pussycat] Oh dear, is there anything left to believe in?
- Aunt Harriet: Alfred?
- Alfred: Yes, madam?
- Aunt Harriet: I know I shouldn't ask you this, but... why am I not allowed in Bruce's study?
- Narrator: [narrating] And in the decrepit loft apartment of the world's richest and cheapest inventor, Pat Pending...
- Batman: Chief O'Hara, have you ever seen this Titian-haired wench before?
- Chief O'Hara: Never.
- Batman: It could be we have a new villainess to wreak havoc on Gotham City.