- Chief O'Hara: [Gordon and O'Hara are disguised as beachcombers] Aw, these disguises are a good idea, Commissioner. But this surfboard's getting heavy.
- Commissioner Gordon: All in the line of duty, Duke.
- Chief O'Hara: Duke?
- Commissioner Gordon: Well, most true surfers are known as 'Duke', 'Skip', 'Rabbit' or 'Buzzy'.
- Chief O'Hara: Heh! All right, Buzzy.
- [the Commissioner gives him a disproving glance]
- Barbara Gordon: Are you all right, Skip?
- Skip Parker: I will be, as soon as they hook me and the Joker up to that reverseramator. And reverse it!
- Robin: Cowabunga!
- Batman: Begorrah!
- Narrator: [narrating] And so the showdown approaches as Batman and Dick Grayson rendezvous at Gotham Point.