- Louie the Lilac: Some of the young people of the flower generation will be the future leaders of the country, Arbutus. And while I have them in my flower power and control their minds, Gotham City will be my garden. To loot and plunder. And later, the world. To the Flowermobile. Let's start with Princess Primrose. They all tune in on her.
- Commissioner Gordon: My daughter Barbara had no right to call you with the red phone, Batman, it precipitated the first real argument we've ever had.
- Chief O'Hara: Tis' a sad thing to hear.
- Narrator: [narrating] With the Dynamic Duo being devoured whole by a strange species of man-eating lilac, what are we doing here in the Batcave?