- The Riddler: [Tallow & Matches bring in a captured Boy Wonder] You... but you're dead.
- Robin: No thanks to you that I'm not!
- The Riddler: And Batman... he lives, too?
- Moth: No, you fiend! You've destroyed the finest man that ever lived! And I'll get you for it!
- The Riddler: You pernicious pipsqueak! You're in no position to threaten anyone! Put him on the rack.
- [Tallow & Matches comply]
- The Riddler: If he doesn't fit, STRETCH him to size!
- Moth: But don't hurt him!
- The Riddler: How could a sarcophagus be so hard to find?
- Tallow: Gee, boss, I don't even know what an esophagus looks like.
- Batman: Remember, Riddler, you can't buy friends with money.
- The Riddler: With money, who needs friends?
- The Riddler: A crime is no fun without riddles. I'll have you know that's the main reason I took up this crime game.
- The Riddler: You lied to me, Boy Wonder!
- Batman: A little white lie is excusable when dealing with the likes of you, you black-hearted scoundrel!